My male friends should read your blog. They think too much of themselves because hot women like yourself talk to them at strip clubs. Like one boasted about a hot stripper who was all chatty and interested in him, he thinks he's special. I want to show him the post where you said strippers have to purposely laugh at bad jokes men make.
Nah, tell him that most men aren’t, but HE’S actually interesting and special and should definitely cash his whole paycheck and give it straight to that girl that managed to sit with him for more than 10 minutes last time.